Shout out to the real birthday hero with that ever persevering push: I’m so sorry that I was so reluctant to leave your warm insides, MomButts. But can ya blame me?!
Also shout out to all of you who still choose to consort with the likes of my CRAZY. I feel very grateful when I read messages from far and wide, even if it was a social media artifice that reminded you to do so. You’re all swell and you make my heart swell.
ALSO shout out to whatever force that caused me to dive into the rabbit hole that is my old picture files hidden in weird places in other files. That was fun. Let’s do this again sometime.
Anyways. I’ll stop shouting.
I think I’ve come a long way.